Valentine’s Day Jokes For Nurses

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You have to have a little humor when you work in the medical field. Especially when you work in an environment as serious as a hospital. Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year where you can be cheesy about love and romance and no one can say anything. Indulge yourself with these funny and adorable Valentine’s Day jokes that only someone in the medical field would understand. My personal favorite is “We Be-Lung Together.” 

Whether you send these medical jokes to your significant other or best friend, they will definitely produce some laughs and happiness in the midst of an otherwise stressful day. You can even send them to other nurses to light their spirits. We hope you enjoy these funny cards and have a Happy Valentine’s Day! 

1. Are You A Pleural Effusion? – Because I Can’t Breathe When You’re Around 

There is nothing more romantic than fluid buildup in the lungs this time of year.

2. URINE My Thoughts 

Even if you aren’t a nurse I think the meaning can be understood.

 

3. So Happy You’re Enema Life!

This may be better suited for someone you have been seeing for a long time!

4. I AORTA Tell You How Much I Love You

This is a bit tricker but I think you will get the joke. 

5. You Must Be A Preventricular Contraction – Because You Make My Heart Skip A Beat

The preventricular contraction joke is a bit overused but is still really funny to me!

 

6. We Be-Lung Together

This is an adorable joke to send to your significant other. 

7. You Must Be Aphasia – Because You Left Me Speechless

This has some dark humor so only send it if you feel comfortable!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

 

 

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Valentine’s Day Jokes For Nurses

You have to have a little humor when you work in the medical field. Especially when you work in an environment as serious as a hospital. Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year where you can be cheesy about love and romance and no one can say anything. Indulge yourself with these funny and adorable Valentine’s Day jokes that only someone in the medical field would understand. My personal favorite is “We Be-Lung Together.”

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